A bluesy, breakup song packed with petty wishes and dark humor. This track leans into the little everyday curses you secretly hope fall on someone who did you wrong—cold sores, coffee spills, awkward goodbyes, and missed punchlines. With a playful, sarcastic vibe and clever lyrics, it walks the line between comedy and catharsis. Perfect for anyone who's ever wanted to get the last word without saying a word. Tags: bluesy, sarcastic, dark humor, petty, playful, bittersweet, funny breakup, tongue-in-cheek, blues, alt blues, spoken blues, indie blues, comedy music, blues rock, anti-love song, breakup, revenge, bad luck, awkward moments, petty wishes, everyday pain, emotional fallout, ex songs, songs for exes, funny blues songs, post-breakup playlist, sarcastic love songs, songs to scream-sing, modern blues, quirky lyrics, lyrics first, clever songwriting, pettycore, emotional trolling. - Mastered by mixea.commore