Official Music Video is now on Youtube: https://youtu.be/jo-hsyOsoEw The party hadn't been in the Shadowfell for long before the paladin of the group gained a reputation for violence. It's not that he tried to cut arms off at first, it was just a coincidence. But as his reputation became greater, so did his aim. lyrics There was a Gnome An angry little gnome With a rage that just explodes Left my single arm alone All I said was welcome to the home of Strahd Such a dark place, such a lovely place Now my arm is gone, it’s laying there on the lawn Such a green lawn, such a lovely lawn And I said hey What I needed both my hands Oh Didn’t want to get you mad And he said Didn’t want to cut your arm at all you see Not an angry gnome, just a violent gnome My only rule is that you don’t touch me He said it once and he’ll say it again He claimed to be a rational man Yet I stand minus arm and hand He walks away and leaves me with no plan And I said hey What What’s a man to do I don’t know I have one but once had two That sucks Guess I have to power through I guess Now I walk into a bar and I’m seeing a guy Such a nice guy, such a lovely guy Bartender’s missing a limb and it’s on the same side I wonder if that’s just a coincidence I lift my arm to attempt to wave hi But I normally only wave with my right I raise my nub and it catches his eye And he says hey What How’d you lose your arm I’ll tell you We have suffered equal harm Looks like it Mine’s still laying on the farm Such a lovely farm He says T’was an angry gnome about the height of my knee Such a short gnome, such a lovely gnome With a wave of his hand his weapon set my arm free Such a sharp blade, such a lovely blade A rowdy one I grabbed his shoulder Pulled out his blade, arm partnership over One sleeve in every coat will be now colder That's when they Who A bunch of other dudes Where at Through the bar doors they came through Oh, there And their arms don’t number 2 I see Yes they all had encounters with the paladin gnome Such a violent gnome, such a lovely gnome Some deserved it some were just walking home What a great home, such a lovely home So we’re gonna start a group For people who have one instead of 2 And help each other with peeling fruits It’s just the way What The group has been disarmedmore

The Saints of Sanda Fey had made a deal with a devil, and were able to beat Ash Winters to Sanda Fey by one full day. Using that time, they warned the crime bosses of the city and laid a trap for the man who had been making their lives hell. But Ash was a smart man who knew every move the heroes made before they made it. Unfortunately for Ash Winters, Orcus demanded the gate be opened. Ash was no longer allowed to hide and wait. That would be his undoing. Lyrics: It’s 30 minutes left and the clock strikes one And the festival facade we planned will just have begun The bosses and the rabbits got us all on the gun To make it seem to all the guards that we’re having fun And you know, the gate is almost built Ash Winters will have us killed By the demons that come through the limestone arch But we only have to hold. Cause our plan is solid gold And when Ash arrives his train will crash and burn Train was empty and his body wasn’t found, Of course he wasn’t found They found their friend instead was killed in other town, Ash took her down But now the scout comes back to tell us Ash is here, He’d better fear He’s spotted by Tark Tower and the guards have disappeared, That’s kinda weird Tower rings and we hear screaming cries from every way, Aaaaa Barracks open showing all the guards in town are slain, Uuuuuh Yet they walk upright marching into town this day, Run away On the people of the street the undead army prey There the tower rings again, panics really setting in Situations looking grim, want to live you have to win. The Siege of Sanda Fey is nigh Seems our plan to distract him straight backfired Now we have to fight to keep them all alive Storm the tower and take his life This guy’s a menace and his time on top’s expired He’s put on quite a show but it’s time to retire The siege began with Ash but now it ends with fire You poke the bear and its claws you must desire Your downfall they conspire He took the spots, took the money took the land Took the people took the routes took the power from our hands He’s a guy who came from wealth he just doesn’t understand What he’s taken from our lives gotta finish what we planned Rabbit and his friends, yes the Saints of Sanda Fey Earned that title in the desert on this very spoken day They climbed the iron tower and they made it all the way To the flying caped commander at the top who tested fate Fireballs, lightning bolts, trickery and, cones of cold Listen Ash it’s getting old, Step it up and call or fold You can’t stop them, tried before, Had your thugs break down their doors Ash, you know your game is poor You’re not leaving anymore Cat with monk like moves who stabs dudes Giant hat with the blades and he knows all the moves Cyborg rabbit with an aim that could pick off the moon Holy hammer wielding cleric as the profit of doom And a devil with a blast he can shoot you from space So tell me Ash, why’d you chose to die in this place Cause you know they’re never leaving til they have you erased The idea of defeat is one you’ll have to embrace Go go go go Go go go go Go go go go Go go get Ash Winters The siege of Sanda Fey is Nay As Ash and his undead horde decay Worshiper of Orcus has been slain By the Saints of Sanda Fey It is said that 1 week from that day Heaven opened and destroyed the town with rain But those that live there just go on like it’s okay They really can’t complain It was a gift from gods they say Sent by the Saints of Sanda Feymore

Nym the Elven Bard and Mud the Tabaxi Monk were exploring Astral Space when Nym was charged with picking up the food. He bought nothing but beans. Partly as a joke, but also because they knew they were being followed and time was short. The two had to leave before Mud had the time to get anything besides beans. After nearly going mad from meat starvation, the boat was attacked by pirates. Rather than letting Mud eat the bodies, Nym used his 10 foot pole to push the bodies far enough off the boat to where they would drift away. It's still unclear if the two are on speaking terms. Lyrics: Elf and a cat on a space ship full of beans Elf bought the food for the ride in the astral sea He was in a hurry so he only bought beans Crammed full of beans on the astral breeze Spelljammer jammed to the brim and it's jammed with beans Cat's getting mad cause he doesn't want the beans He's craving real meat and he's trying not to scream Cat's gone mad and he can not see Why the elf really thought to buy nothing but beans Cat's gone mad on a space ship full of beans Pirates attack now they got some dead bodies Cat wants to eat them cause he knows they're made of meat Elf says no it would break my code Push the bodies from the boat with a 10 foot pole Cat's gonna kill the elf with a can of beans Learning all the different ways to cook their beans Cause they don't wanna starve on the astral sea Sailing all around with a cargo full of beans Gonna find some different food by any means Friendship on the rocks it's as awkward as it seems They're getting kind of hungry so I guess is time for beans MUSIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/teVfNLayZPYmore