A funny story about keeping a dog and a cat. Translation: "Kitty kitty kitty, the owner is home Now, who will give you something delicious right now Here is my little kitty, I will caress her right now My little friend, who is scratching my coat Don't wake me up from my dream again, you bastard I only came because I need sliced ​​turkey breast Fresh my drinking water, change my litter It's so full, I had to shit next to it Oh, how she looks at me with her two beautiful eyes I can't pet you enough Now tell me what I should do with this maid I will offer him a freshly caught mouse If I see you munching on a geranium again I will play the harp in your ear while you sleep You only want it, you loser, I am the god here Your threats have no place here If I catch you shitting on the carpet I will rub it in your fur, and if you're napping I heard your car turn the corner I came here to knock on the gate already Hi buddy, the owner is home I know you're bored, here's a good ball This ball is good, but a stick would be enough Let's go for a walk with it on the hill No matter how far you throw it, I'll bring it back I'll peeing on the bushes. You keep it on a leash when we're not in the garden I won't bark at burglars in the evening You put the expired Pedigree on the lawn I'll eat it in one bite, then throw it away But he's my savior for that reason wooff Every word he says is worth gold wooff Keep a dog, if necessary, to guard your house Keep a cat, if you don't want mice in your garden Keep a dog, because his love is sincere Keep a cat, so that someone will have your dinner steal Keep a dog if you'd like to wake up next to him Keep a cat if you'd like to wake up next to her"more

An atmospheric instrumental song with a guitar solo played by Benji Kurdi.more