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Todd Won't See It
She cheated and you have revenge fantasies but you're also supposed to be a feminist ally so you argue with your conscience about it for 4 1/2 minutes because even "the most progressive cisgender male you know" still has issues that he needs to work out. Todd Won't See It I'd love you But I'm too crazy I'd leave you But I'm too lazy I'd kill you but I don't know How to kill someone without a soul Can you kill someone without a soul? I'm gonna show all her friends' husbands What they did on the bachelorette cruise And sneak around back and take our dog Go find her mom at the bar I heard she's single now, too I'm just speeding karma up I'm just speeding karma up Let my conscience sing Ain't slingin' mud, but I have dirt Truth is all I've been after I'm so bad You're just mad Slut shamer says he's feminist Is revenge worth your values? Don't wanna validate her deception Her dog's the one thing that really loves her I'm just speeding karma up No, just keep it covered up So that Todd won't see What Gaston has seen What Epstein seen But the riptide's forcing my heel turn Ain't slingin' mud but I have dirt Take it out to sea And throw that malevolence overboard Just speeding karma up Just keep it covered up Let my conscience sing I'm so bad Why can't you see that? I'm so bad I don't blame you I make myself sick, too I'm a man Oh, here we fuckin' go And I'm entitled to all of her pain You'll only hurt yourself, man Anchors aweigh Let's make waves We found him on the beach He drowned Alone If there were an animal worse than a bloated pig Wallowing around in something dirtier than mud Like shit, but sicker than shit That's what you make me feel like What does it take? What does it take to feel right? What do I take? What do I take to feel right? I'm so bad Why can't you see that? I'm so bad I don't blame you I make myself sick, toomore
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Frida
This is my Halloween 2020 song. It's about an imaginary friend named "Frida." She kills child molesters. She especially enjoys killing abusive dads. Hook starts @ 26 seconds. Stick around long enough and you'll hear a familiar synth sound. Creepy music video premieres 10/29 at 7 pm on YT. more
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STFU, White Man!
Lofi acoustic punk song about white privilege, mansplaining, and why Boomers just don't fucking get it, bro. What is it with you people? I know exactly what you need Just assume that I know best And let me explain everything Shut the fuck up Before you project yourself on me Shut the fuck up Before you move the goalposts Oh look an asshole Just made a joke Ask someone who's not white how they feel about it It's not offensive Everyone's too sensitive Ask someone who's not a cis man how they feel about it Probably didn't mean to colonize Probably didn't mean to stereotype But you would never apologize You'd never really apologize You won't even apologize On your death bed On your death bed You know I don't see color When it’s dark, we all turn blue I think my parents lied to me They said hard work was everything That I was owed a princess And she'd take care of me But only witches came And all the frogs have what was promised me Shut the fuck up For just once in your life There must be privilege For there to be angst No one owes you anything Aging is the painful course of realizing You’re no better than the ones you hate You had a head start Probably didn't mean to fetishize Probably didn't mean to terrorize But you would never apologize You'd never really apologize No, you cannot apologize On your death bed On your death bed Your looming death bed Your lonely death bedmore
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