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Food Shopping at the Dollar Store
Food shopping at the dollar store Food shopping at the dollar store You paid $1.08 For each thing you ate They'll never charge you a penny more Food shopping at the dollar store Food shopping at the dollar store They got refried beans And miscreant teens Guaranteed not to be a bore Food shopping at that dollar store I don't mean the kind you'll find downstate That "ninety nine" is a hook and bait Left of the decimal's the true price When it's a zero, oo that's nice! Food shopping at the dollar store Food shopping at that dollar store They got canned up meats and tasty treats Inactive yeast and fancy feast Chef Boy R Don’t And Duncan-Himes Slanted rhymes and copyright crimes If you're looking for a little fun They got a two-in-one Paperclip gun But just when you thought it was so cheap Your eyes bulge out when you see the receipt When you say to yourself, 42 times "It's only a buck! Just ten slim dimes!" Then tack on new york state sales tax It comes to $45.60, them's the facts That's almost fifty bucks, if you round up And do you really need that novelty cup? Food shopping at the dollar store Food shopping at the dollar store They got aisles of surprises Can't believe your irises They even put in a sliding door Food shopping at the dollar store Food shopping at the dollar store You paid $1.08 For each thing you ate They'll never charge you a penny more Food shopping at that dollar store!more
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I Did It Again
Putting the fun back in modern country!more
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Fly Fishin
According to DistroKid's AI robot Dave, it's happy, cheerful, and/or euphoric! Lyrics: Fly fishin I got that ambition To tie one on and look bitchin While ditchin responsibilities I'm makin it my mission Reelin in my Ugly Stik and Abercrombie and Fitchin I'm wishin You'll come fly fishin with me Checkin the weather on my iPhone X Waxin my Barbour so it don't get wet I don't use worms 'cause they're kinda icky Since when did fishes get so picky Fly fishin I got that ambition To tie one on and look bitchin While ditchin responsibilities I'm makin it my mission Reelin in my Ugly Stik and Abercrombie and Fitchin I'm wishin You'll come fly fishin with me Duck Duck Goin' "When do fishes bite?" I hope it's afternoon or night They can't see my legs in my camo pants If the hook don't work then I'll use a lance Fly fishin I got that ambition To tie one on and look bitchin While ditchin responsibilities I'm makin it my mission Reelin in my Ugly Stik and Abercrombie and Fitchin I'm wishin You'll come fly fishin with me I'm kinda bored It's gettin old all alone With my phone sepia tone on IG (No likes?) I'm tryin to cut the cord Snag my line a million times Keep on pourin Bud Lite Limes in my YETI Do you understand my position? I just wanna find my niche and Try to pitch in Drinkin cold beers with ease So let's go fly fishing No excuses, no ditchin We'll bring it back to my kitchen For fried fish and pink macaroni Enough of this repetition Go on ahead and make your decision It ain't nuclear fission, it's fly fishin Do you wanna go with me?more
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