Hey all, all-new jam dedicated to helping you get over the never-ending stream of fear porn from chicken littles, doomers and Debby downers. It just may be 4:08 antidote to Davos! Of yeah, @#$%^ Malthus. Featuring fretless bass, funky AF drums, slinky wah gtr, samples and biting commentary as part of your sonic recovery. more

Into The Bliss Machine is an original tune penned by our bassist Eric G who takes on the vocal and lyrical reigns for the first time. This jam breaks new sonic ground with a measured pace that combines prog metal and funk stylings all wrapped in a post-punk crispy shell. Bliss Master D provides backing vocals - enjoy! Warning this song may make you more paranoid...but SLAP it in the meantime.more

Before naughty chatrooms and OnlyFans, there was Telemate. We present for your aural enjoyment an early 90s Bliss Machine tune about the emergence of telephone sex, party lines and BBS naughty bits. Re-recorded for your listening pleasure is our post-punk meets disco metal jam. Still a driving rocker but now featuring Eric G. on cosmidelic bass guitar taking it up a notch or two. And yes, that is the original house party flyer. Give it a play and do the needful: SLAP IT!more