- Mastered by mixea.com Get ready to laugh, cry, and slow-grind to the most ridiculous R&B ballad ever made. In “My Left Nut Is Missing,” Ghost Turd takes heartbreak to a whole new level—by losing a testicle and turning the tragedy into a steamy, sleazy slow jam. With buttery vocals, absurd lyrics, and just the right amount of baby oil, this track proves you can be nasty and emotional at the same time. Think The Weeknd meets Weird Al in a strip club. Stream it. Share it. Pray Lefty comes home.more