L:Ron:Harald was born in the year of grace 1966 in a workmen’s hut on a desert island just outside of Sønderborg City. His father was an unemployed mechanic, and his mother was a waitress in a dirty cafeteria down by the harbor. L:Ron:Harald’s diet in the early years was mostly Nutella and canned beer, and this excellent feast caused his mighty body to develop very early, and it has been growing and growing ever since. L:Ron:Harald developed an early taste for the pleasures of the sexual life