There are multiple artists with the name Stats 1) Stats are a minimal rock band. Stats are you on the internet and Stats are also work. Stats can't dance and Stats don't take drugs. Stats have big plans tomorrow. 2) - Formerly Stay Fucked. Tony Gedrich - bass/noise Joe Petrucelli - guitar Hank Shteamer - drums 3) A Norwegian indie band, who changed their name to Shiks Appeal late 2014.