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Bravely blending dick jokes and politics, Rob Tobias exemplifies the "low-budget music with punchlines" genre. He's also extremely good at describing himself in the third person.
Rob was born in Hollywood. The one in Florida. He was then raised on a farm, thus giving him a good retort whenever he leaves the door open.
At the age of 15, Rob began a close relationship with Jesus Christ. At the age of 18, they broke up because Jesus was cheating on him with roughly 80% of the population of the United States.