There’s a woman in the wardobe, and It’s driving me insane. That woman is lifeless, I think I’m to blame. I’m in so deep I’m the only one in the frame How did I end up in this mess? I’m clueless I must confess How do get out of this mess? I’ll just have to cut and run I guess Theres a knock at the front door, It’s a neighbour with concern I fob him off with a great big lie Something he’ll later learn. Is this real or a fantasy Fate will be my reality How did I end up in this mess? I’m clueless I must confess Speedin’ through the city, Brimming with self pity, How did I end up in this mess? I’m clueless I must confess Theres a woman on the back seat Gaffer tape and lifeless meat more