Your sports car is gone, there's a probe involved, and somehow this is still a banger. "aliens exist" is a silly rock song about little green men, government cover-ups, questionable probing, and why we should probably just crack a beer and make peace with our extraterrestrial overlords. No tinfoil hats required, just encouraged. Tractor beams. Area 51. DNA tampering. The CIA. A probe. An armoire. It's all here. 🛸 Turn it up. Smile. Accept your fatemore