David Wirsig
@DavidWirsig
New Haven, CT, USA
Did you know there's a 1000 character limit on these things? With that, I present to you:
THE COMPILED EXCERPTS OF FAILED ATTEMPTS TO WRITE AN ARTIST BIO FOR DAVID WIRSIG (ONGOING)
Draft #1: David Wirsig blends a novelist's sensibility with sweeping and cinematic soundscape vistas to craft a unique concoction which evokes a sense of... (at this point the author grew bored and slightly nauseated, and minimized the Artist Bio tab)
Draft #2 How to make the perfect 'David Wirsig' cocktail:
1 oz HP Lovecraft
1 oz John Darnielle
1 oz Craig Finn
A splash of vague nostalgia for half-remembered nights
Shake Thoroughly, until the blended ingredients are barely recognizable.
Serve chilled on a bed of reverb and glockenspiel, and garnish with Ben Gibbard's ashes
(at this point, the author was thoroughly intoxicated and gave up altogether)