DON'T PUT YOURSELF IN A BOX!!! Okay? Unless it's a really big box made out of wood, brick or concrete, or maybe a mixture of them. Cut some square holes and put glass over them. Call it a... window. Cut a bigger more rectangle shape that a decent sized animal called a human could fit through. Cover it with wood that has a lock that can be opened with a key and knob attached to it. Call this... Laundry. Twist the laundry knob to get into your box. Next, sell the box for 10 times what it's really worth, feed all the money to an alligator who has 3 kids but stay in the club every weekend. And that is how I got the name Cletus.