Guitarist for Evil Gnome Society. Wizzle was born deep in the forest and was raised by his parents who were bards. They wanted Wizzle to follow in their footsteps, but he stumbled upon a magical book full of reflective, music orbs (we know them as CDs) and his life was forever changed. He decided to pursue a career as a guitarist in a Rock band. Dimebag Darrell, Nuno Bettencourt, Randy Rhodes, and Dave Navarro are his main influences. His only dream in life is to have his music heard by the masses, and maybe one night with the farmers wife!