jesswestman

New York, NY, USA

To locally-sized acclaim throughout his tragic little life, Jess Westman has always made things, but everything changed when the failing actor/composer finally decided to desperately dip his ugly toes into the morally-compromised cespool that is the music industry. While Westman's allegedly "meaningful" New York stage-show, Wheels: An Original Musical, is marinating in the stinge of, "We're still workshopping, you know," he tries to release new works such as "HAPPENSTANCE," and— Oh, wow. That's it. Westman, who looks like if Steve from Minecraft wished to be a real boy, might claim there's more on the way, but put your money where your mouth is, buddy. Oh, wait! He's broke. And still single, haha. This was written anonymously by someone who deeply hates Jess Westman.