My Giant Glow in the Dark Radioactive Miracle
Used to be a loser small and Dull
Living in a basement
Then one night a great light Filled my place
The Lord himself appeared
He looked upon his face, he Didn't bring a sermon or his Staff
But in his hand he held a Dick
A glowing large dick
Then take this dick and let Him decide your fate
Use it and
Watch how fast all of a Sudden God will help you And you elevate
Go forth through the world Bless all the girls with it
You will have unlimited Stamina
Don't let anyone decide Your fate
What you have now is superior and great
I'm giving you the dick
The dick of Jesus
It's a magical dick
Oh, it's got hidden powers
It brings all kind of Wonders the world's never Seen
Oh, go from town to town, Give it freely to all the Ladies around
And bless every single one Of them with the seed of Jesus
Wow, my dick turned Water Into beer
It erased all one lady's fear
It simply performs miracles
I saw a girl, her reputation, It was broken
One loving by me, she was Completely forgiven and Open
Oh, the power in my hand Is the greatest piece of all The land
The holy, holy dick, it's a Miracle
My penis is from Jesus
Oh yeah, I go through the Towns, throw it about and Give it all around
The girls love it
Girls love
It's a magic penis for sure
It could cure the joy of a Cure, sickness it will feed The masses
I use it for good, I don't use It for evil
I bless every girl with it
Have them step up to the Pedestal and drop to their Knees
Ah, Jesus gave me his dick
Jesus gave me his dick and
It is radioactive
I just found this out a Couple days ago
My friend at the college had A Geiger counter
And it kept going Beep-Beep-beep-beep-beep-beep
It go when he put it right Next to my penis live
My penis is from Jesus and It's radioactive
My penis is radioactive but It's a miracle
My penis is from Jesus and It's radioactive
Shine so bright you can see It from miles away
Last week Santa came up to Me and asked me to guide His sleigh
It glows in the dark and it's A miracle
I'm giving it all away for Free
I won't charge any lady, I Won't charge a woman a fee
To touch my penis, it is a Miracle
My penis is a miracle
It's touched from God, it is God's
I have God's penis, it's Attached to me
Like a glow-in-the-dark Strap-on
Most largest you'll ever see
My penis is a miracle
It's a miracle
It is magical
I turn water into beer
What else can I say?
That made the day
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