i once walked along a beach and i saw a pretty shell in the sand so i tried to pick it up but it was stuck fast so i called some friends and they came and helped but we still couldnt get it so we got my friend paolas dads truck and tied a winch to it and pulled it up and it turns out the shell was in fact part of the handlebar of a little bicycle that a crab uses to go to work because he lives far away but they dont have enough money to move its very sad pls if you want to help pls donate to help the little crab family move closer to his workmore

once i got lost in the desert for a few days with no food or water when suddenly i found some penguins who i decided to look after and i sheltered them from the sun with my own body and i got awfully burnt anyway we eventually came across an oasis and drank the refreshing sandy water and went to sleep in the shade under a tree but when i woke up it turns out they had stolen my wallet so thats why i havent been able to pay you back yet but dont worry as soon as i get some money ill give you what i owe honestly trust me were friends so its all goodmore

I once cut my finger on a leaf and some blood got into the vase so it absorbed my dna and then a few weeks later i saw a bee and threw my phone at it but i missed and it hit the plant so it must have recognised my dna and written that msg so basically it wasnt me hahaha i mean if you're still interested then i'm down but no worries if you're not hahaah wyd?more