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I Ate The Last Banana
It all started with a simple craving. One man, one lonely banana, and one terrible mistake. He thought it was just a snack but he never expected it to start a full-blown family war.The moment he took that fateful bite, everything changed. His mother’s furious scream echoed through the house. His father, already dialing a hitman (or maybe just the cops). His brother? Sobbing in betrayal. Even Grandma wasn’t safe from the chaos—turns out, that banana was meant for her. With pitchforks raised and justice demanded, our hero had no choice but to flee. Jumping out the window, sprinting through the streets, dodging the wrath of his own bloodline—all for the sweet, potassium-filled bliss of one last banana. - Mastered by mixea.commore
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Hot Fried Biscuits
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Gotta Smoke 'Em All
Pikachu gets addicted to cigarettes.. more
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