Lyrics
[Verse 1]
First date, she talkin’ ’bout her ex all night,
I’m noddin’ along just to be polite,
She said, “I love deep talks, astrology signs,”
Tried to read my future—girl, you can’t read mine,
I smiled, nodded, played it real smooth,
But my soul left my body halfway through…
[Chorus]
First date boring, second date funny,
Third one got me straight up runnin’,
Fourth one ghosted me,
Who knew?
I thought we had a vibe—
Welp, bye boo
[Verse 2]
Second date, now she wild and loud,
Got the whole place starin’ at our table now,
Said, “Seven kids, but don’t you worry ’bout that,”
Then she winked at me like she’s a catch,
Grabbed my phone, runnin’ for the door,
She yelled, “Hey! You don’t love me no more?”
[Chorus]
First date boring, second date funny,
Third one got me straight up runnin’,
Fourth one ghosted me, who knew?
I thought we had a vibe—welp, bye boo
[Verse 3]
Third date, said she look just like her pics,
Pulled up to the spot—man, what is this?
Filters, lighting, all that magic gone,
I almost didn’t know who I was waitin’ on
She waved me down, said “hey it’s me!”
I said “well dang… technology”
[Bridge]
One got crystals, one got drama,
One said I’m her future baby daddy—nah, bruh
Grabbed my keys, headed to the store,
To grab a gallon of milk—I’m out the door!
[Final Chorus]
First date boring, second date funny,
Now I’m done with all that runnin’,
If she real, she gon’ meet me halfway soon—
‘Til then I’m vibin’ solo, doin’ me, not you
All these women had me out here runnin’,
Now I laugh ‘cause I finally learned somethin’,
Love might show when I least expect…
‘Til then I swipe left, no regretsmore