My six-year-old daughter came outta leftfield here with an unintentionally raunchy song about making bacon, which she apparently does... On a chair... In the road... At her neighbor's house... All around town... In Asia... She then demanded we release it on Christmas Day, which I dutifully did, in accordance with our age-inverted governance structure. I put down some alt-rock percussive nu-jazz or whatever you want to call it for the beatmore