The conundrum of having your cake and eating it too. Shall we try it Please do Can I have that cake and eat it too Can I have the cake and eat it too Cake is gone when it's consumed Can't be done, you're just a fool Oh when you're real You'll know it's true But what to do When torn in two When you're real You'll know it's taboo Yeah, yeah Mmmm Pretty cake is taunting you You want it, can't eat it too The argument just for fools Can't have that cake n eat it too No nono nono noooo Stare in wonder as you drool Stare in wonder torn in two Hey yeah An argument for fools No escape for you Oh yeah, no escape But what to do When torn in two Hey Aah ha alright Can't have that cake and eat it too I can't have the cake and eat it too Yum yum ohhh Talk to yourself, until your blue No way to think this through Just a fool believing you Could have that cake and eat it too Hey you know the rules Can look at it, talk to it, even smell it So damn devious, oh you But you just can't eat it too, no Better wake, your cruel, cruel Cake eating tool Close those eyes Dream of delicious gruel You can have that So much better for you Dream of delicious gruel You can have that So much better for you Yeah better for you Know it's real Know it's true Be yourself And true to you Words & Music by Cleansed My Laugh © 2023 Releases on Spotify Sept 19, 2023 - Mastered by Mixea.commore