Official Music Video is now on Youtube: https://youtu.be/jo-hsyOsoEw The party hadn't been in the Shadowfell for long before the paladin of the group gained a reputation for violence. It's not that he tried to cut arms off at first, it was just a coincidence. But as his reputation became greater, so did his aim. lyrics There was a Gnome An angry little gnome With a rage that just explodes Left my single arm alone All I said was welcome to the home of Strahd Such a dark place, such a lovely place Now my arm is gone, it’s laying there on the lawn Such a green lawn, such a lovely lawn And I said hey What I needed both my hands Oh Didn’t want to get you mad And he said Didn’t want to cut your arm at all you see Not an angry gnome, just a violent gnome My only rule is that you don’t touch me He said it once and he’ll say it again He claimed to be a rational man Yet I stand minus arm and hand He walks away and leaves me with no plan And I said hey What What’s a man to do I don’t know I have one but once had two That sucks Guess I have to power through I guess Now I walk into a bar and I’m seeing a guy Such a nice guy, such a lovely guy Bartender’s missing a limb and it’s on the same side I wonder if that’s just a coincidence I lift my arm to attempt to wave hi But I normally only wave with my right I raise my nub and it catches his eye And he says hey What How’d you lose your arm I’ll tell you We have suffered equal harm Looks like it Mine’s still laying on the farm Such a lovely farm He says T’was an angry gnome about the height of my knee Such a short gnome, such a lovely gnome With a wave of his hand his weapon set my arm free Such a sharp blade, such a lovely blade A rowdy one I grabbed his shoulder Pulled out his blade, arm partnership over One sleeve in every coat will be now colder That's when they Who A bunch of other dudes Where at Through the bar doors they came through Oh, there And their arms don’t number 2 I see Yes they all had encounters with the paladin gnome Such a violent gnome, such a lovely gnome Some deserved it some were just walking home What a great home, such a lovely home So we’re gonna start a group For people who have one instead of 2 And help each other with peeling fruits It’s just the way What The group has been disarmedmore