Do you love cats like I do? You ever barefoot step on a fat wet juicy hairball in the middle of the night? I Work By Day. Clean Puke By Night. They Act Like It's Their Natural Born Right. Bad Kitties Don't Care. They keep Licking Their Hair. You're My Human. Do As I Say. Feed Me & Clean Me. Remember To Play. Or Risk A Scare. Step In Wet Piles Of Hair. I Got The Hairball Blues. The Slimy Hairball Blues. Hairball In My Toes Blues. What's A Cat Daddy? A Cat Daddy To Do? They Tore The Drapes. Pooped On My Chair. Work Me At Dawn. Clawed My Ear. It just isn't fair. They Keep Licking Their Hair. They Stayed Up Late. And Trashed The House. They Broke A Lamp, Battling A Plastic Mouse. Still Kitties Don't Care. They Keep Licking Their Hair. I Got The Hairball Blues The Slimy Hairball Blues Hairball In My Toes Blues What's A Cat Daddy? A Cat Daddy To Do? more