Nym the Elven Bard and Mud the Tabaxi Monk were exploring Astral Space when Nym was charged with picking up the food. He bought nothing but beans. Partly as a joke, but also because they knew they were being followed and time was short. The two had to leave before Mud had the time to get anything besides beans. After nearly going mad from meat starvation, the boat was attacked by pirates. Rather than letting Mud eat the bodies, Nym used his 10 foot pole to push the bodies far enough off the boat to where they would drift away. It's still unclear if the two are on speaking terms. Lyrics: Elf and a cat on a space ship full of beans Elf bought the food for the ride in the astral sea He was in a hurry so he only bought beans Crammed full of beans on the astral breeze Spelljammer jammed to the brim and it's jammed with beans Cat's getting mad cause he doesn't want the beans He's craving real meat and he's trying not to scream Cat's gone mad and he can not see Why the elf really thought to buy nothing but beans Cat's gone mad on a space ship full of beans Pirates attack now they got some dead bodies Cat wants to eat them cause he knows they're made of meat Elf says no it would break my code Push the bodies from the boat with a 10 foot pole Cat's gonna kill the elf with a can of beans Learning all the different ways to cook their beans Cause they don't wanna starve on the astral sea Sailing all around with a cargo full of beans Gonna find some different food by any means Friendship on the rocks it's as awkward as it seems They're getting kind of hungry so I guess is time for beans MUSIC VIDEO: https://youtu.be/teVfNLayZPYmore