theboatswains

Glendale, AZ, USA

"The Boatswains, you either hate them or you hate them a lot." --The Boatswains' ex-girlfriends. They're back, like a second heart attack! Low Expectations and No Production were already taken as a band names, so the next obvious choice for this duo was The Boatswains. Named after a soldier who stole raisin bread from the chow hall during basic training and got caught. Time travelers from 1977, their mission is to bring good music to all the boys and girls. Those with intestinal fortitude and extreme intelligence will easily comprehend and appreciate their music's deep meanings and messages. Weak minded fools are always welcome to enjoy as well (your experience may vary). No genre can corral their creativity and antics. You've never seen anything like you're about to see, nor been entertained like you're about to be. Everybody loves The Boatswains!