Samurai Pizza Cats
There are multiple artists with the name Samurai Pizza Cats 1) This Ska/Party band originated in the town of Oneonta, located in the Central New York region. The Samurai Pizza Cats began practicing as a 7-piece band in a cramped 2 bedroom apartment in the Spring of 2010. They soon became the energetic and hilarious 9-piece ska band that you would make a point to go out and watch during your drunken adventures. They now play as a 6-piece band and are based out of Long Island, NY. Their debut album "Cheers" is available pretty much everywhere!
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Samurai Pizza Cats
There are multiple artists with the name Samurai Pizza Cats 1) This Ska/Party band originated in the town of Oneonta, located in the Central New York region. The Samurai Pizza Cats began practicing as a 7-piece band in a cramped 2 bedroom apartment in the Spring of 2010. They soon became the energetic and hilarious 9-piece ska band that you would make a point to go out and watch during your drunken adventures. They now play as a 6-piece band and are based out of Long Island, NY. Their debut album "Cheers" is available pretty much everywhere!
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Acousticles
Acousticles: [Intro] Welcome back to two re's in a tard! [Verse 1] I saw you and Alfred banging Shit stinks like come Didn't know autism led to cheating and playing dumb I had something that actually fit in your bum Each of your eyes are looking in different directions I didn't even know you can get an erection Your brain is split into different sections You took Robert Downy Junior literally When you ride, you go, “weeee!” [Chorus] You stole my heart I stole your chromosomes Maybe you can last longer than 3 minutes next time Just looking at you is a crime Your as retarted as the ones who rhyme My dick is up But your syndrome is down When you left, it made me frown [Acoustic guitar break] [Verse 2] I may have to give you to my little sis Your cells couldn't even figure out mitosis Your testicles be looking a little lumpy I shall do a little bit of humpy You have hemorrhoids, its bumpy When I don't get pussy, I get grumpy Your ass, it's kind of a dumpy When they shave my head, its shiny They said you have one week left to live Finally My dick and your iq are tiny You give me blowys, but your hands are so grimey X and Y's you lack You have an arched back Your forehead touches my sack Thank god your not black [Chorus] You stole my heart I stole your chromosomes Maybe you can last longer than 3 minutes next time Just looking at you is a crime Your as retarted as the ones who rhyme My dick is up But your syndrome is down When you left, it made me frown [Verse 3] I remember your balls shriveling in my hand Ehh, you were kinda bland When I saw your overbite I kinda took a shite Your looks give everybody a good fright You were wrong, I was right You might be down, but that thang was up Autistic Pickle I tickle You used to make me feel like a brickle I'll always love you my little ree-ree [Chorus] You stole my heart I stole your chromosomes Maybe you can last longer than 3 minutes next time Just looking at you is a crime Your as retarted as the ones who rhyme My dick is up But your syndrome is down When you left, it made me frown more
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French Fry
French Fry by LOWFRIED is a crispy blend of French folk, electronic rock, and blues. The track brings together crunchy textures, groovy rhythms, and a soulful edge that feels both playful and surreal. Come tune in and stay LOWFRIED!more
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