Acousticles:
[Intro]
Welcome back to two re's in a tard!
[Verse 1]
I saw you and Alfred banging
Shit stinks like come
Didn't know autism led to cheating and playing dumb
I had something that actually fit in your bum
Each of your eyes are looking in different directions
I didn't even know you can get an erection
Your brain is split into different sections
You took Robert Downy Junior literally
When you ride, you go, “weeee!”
[Chorus]
You stole my heart
I stole your chromosomes
Maybe you can last longer than 3 minutes next time
Just looking at you is a crime
Your as retarted as the ones who rhyme
My dick is up
But your syndrome is down
When you left, it made me frown
[Acoustic guitar break]
[Verse 2]
I may have to give you to my little sis
Your cells couldn't even figure out mitosis
Your testicles be looking a little lumpy
I shall do a little bit of humpy
You have hemorrhoids, its bumpy
When I don't get pussy, I get grumpy
Your ass, it's kind of a dumpy
When they shave my head, its shiny
They said you have one week left to live
Finally
My dick and your iq are tiny
You give me blowys, but your hands are so grimey
X and Y's you lack
You have an arched back
Your forehead touches my sack
Thank god your not black
[Chorus]
You stole my heart
I stole your chromosomes
Maybe you can last longer than 3 minutes next time
Just looking at you is a crime
Your as retarted as the ones who rhyme
My dick is up
But your syndrome is down
When you left, it made me frown
[Verse 3]
I remember your balls shriveling in my hand
Ehh, you were kinda bland
When I saw your overbite
I kinda took a shite
Your looks give everybody a good fright
You were wrong, I was right
You might be down, but that thang was up
Autistic Pickle I tickle
You used to make me feel like a brickle
I'll always love you my little ree-ree
[Chorus]
You stole my heart
I stole your chromosomes
Maybe you can last longer than 3 minutes next time
Just looking at you is a crime
Your as retarted as the ones who rhyme
My dick is up
But your syndrome is down
When you left, it made me frown
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