Apollo's Apprentice
@ApollosAppMusic
Buckley, UK
What follows is the most interesting way to describe a boring person. Apollo's Apprentice is a nobody. He is the average. The unremarkable. The non-outstanding, non-savant of the world. He represents the ones who were not bullied in school, who were not sports captains - or the 'loser'. He was neither picked first or last. He never particularly excelled at anything. He sticks to his lane and even drives in the left-hand lane. He isn't boastful, nor down on himself. He is non-expectant and modest about what meager achievements he has had. He is forgotten in a crowd. He holds no delusion of grandeur and no pretensions of 'going-viral'. He is sober and has no gimmicks - content in simply being.