Blombird is back, and the world should be listening.
As a worldwide phenomenon in political satire, Blombird’s new funky track «Trump Bonaparte» dances straight through borders, empires, and egos.
Built on an irresistibly funky groove, the song spins childhood games into sharp commentary: «ring around the oil rig, duck, duck, regime».
The lyrics imagine borders as erasable pencil lines, and presidents playing Napoleon in a sandbox of oil, maps, and power, proving that history doesn’t just repeat, it remixes itself.
Playful, and bitingly relevant, this is a satiresong you can move to, and think about later.
Text: Kaia Draugedalen Blomberg/ Blombird
What if borders were suggestions
Like a pencil you can rub
What if empires were hobbies
For the «entitle lobby club»
What if flags were stickers
You could slap on any land
What if maps were menus
And nations just a cart
And what if you as a president behave
like Bonaparte
What if Napoleon had a hat
And very giant dreams
And measured worth in acreage
Marched right through regimes
What if he wanted snow and glory
Maps to match his name
Then history will call it conquest
When someone see a land they claim
And centuries later at 3 a.m.
We watch reruns of the same ambition
It’s ring around the oil rig, duck, duck, regime
Three year old commander with a sandbox scheme
Jumps from the desk with batman-wings
Then gets bored and calls a former princemore