So uh⊠I accidentally hiccuped at the very start of the song and instead of fixing it like a professional, I said "art" and left it in. đ
Anywayâa song âSTFU Mariah.â
If you love Christmas, Iâm sorry.
If you hate Christmas, youâre welcome.
And if Mariah Carey starts warming up her vocals within a five-mile radius, this song is legally required to play as a counterspell.
Burnt-out retail workers, the people who canât afford gifts but can afford emotional damage, and anyone whoâs one âAll I Want for Christmasâ away from drop-kicking a lawn reindeer wearing sunglasses should give this one a listen.
Happy holidays or whatever. đđ„
â KynKashimore