So uh… I accidentally hiccuped at the very start of the song and instead of fixing it like a professional, I said "art" and left it in. 😂 Anyway—a song “STFU Mariah.” If you love Christmas, I’m sorry. If you hate Christmas, you’re welcome. And if Mariah Carey starts warming up her vocals within a five-mile radius, this song is legally required to play as a counterspell. Burnt-out retail workers, the people who can’t afford gifts but can afford emotional damage, and anyone who’s one “All I Want for Christmas” away from drop-kicking a lawn reindeer wearing sunglasses should give this one a listen. Happy holidays or whatever. 🎄🔥 – KynKashimore