Didn’t go to school, and he hated class
Because his life was a pain in the ass,
Took his pet rock it was time to go,
Straight to Tijujana Mexico,
Johnny Weird Beard,
Johnny Weird Beard,
Went to see a shrink, asked what’s wrong with me,
I can spit straight and it burns when I pee,
He didn’t speak Spanish so he tapped his head,
The shrink just smiled, danced a jig instead,
Johnny Weird Beard,
Johnny Weird Beard,
Saw some pinatas hanging from a tree,
Asked the taxi driver if the candy was free,
Said it was his birthday so it’s okay,
He turned three hundred forty two yesterday,
Johnny Weird Beard,
Johnny Weird Beard,
The punk emo kids that were in the town,
All had a sad face and they liked to frown,
But when they saw Johnny Wieird beard,
The laughed and danced and lost their fear,
Johnny Weird Beard,
Johnny Weird Beard,more