I wrote this because my Granny said "I stood up and I farted" and then realized what she said and started laughing and told me not to turn it into a song. So obviously I had to. ;-)
Back story, my great grandma, aka "Grandma Woods", tooted every time she would stand up.
This song is dedicated to my Granny, who is slowing turning into her mom, "Grandma Woods".more