"Why Do You People Make Your Edibles So Strong" is a hilariously relatable anthem for anyone who's ever underestimated a gummie bear. The song tells the story of my first encounter with modern edibles, an experience of which I was wholly unprepared for... only to find myself having a deep conversation with the ceiling fan two hours later. With verses detailing the journey from blissful munching to questioning the fabric of time, and a chorus that's equal parts regret and giggles, it's the perfect soundtrack for staring at a wall and wondering if you'll ever be normal again. - Mastered by mixea.commore