There's a room in the house where we don't knock There's a door upstairs that should be locked There's a certain room where we don't go 'Cause there's a lady inside nobody knows It's like she's from another world And she's not like those other girls She's always been a mystery And if you see her, you'll be history Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage Katie would be furious But one day I got too curious I crept upstairs and without a sound I opened the door and took a look around for Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage I shouldn't have bothered Miss Cartilage I somehow mangaged to surive I barely made it out alive So how come all I wanna do Is make another visit to Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage Don't ever bother Miss Cartilagemore