Well, I've only got so much love to go around I've only got so much love to go around I'm doin' the best I can But I'm just one man And I've only got so much love to go around Cindy thinks that I'm the greatest guy And Mindy likes to bake me apple pie I can't keep up with Bobbi Jo And Dinah's just a dynamo And if they find out about each other I'm gonna die I've only got so much love to go around I've only got so much love to go around Oh, I'm doin' the best I can But I'm just one man And I've only got so much love to go around Tina seems to like the way I sing And Vi wants me to buy a diamond ring Candy's got a crush And Bonnie makes me blush There's so many girls, but there's just one thing I've only got so much love to go around I've only got so much love to go around I'm doin' the best I can But things are gettin' outta hand 'Cause I've only got so much love to go around Daisy says she really likes my style And Shannon is plannin' on walkin' down the aisle Oh, I'm nervous, I confess 'Cause Lana bought a wedding dress So I think I'm leaving town for a little while I've only got so much love to go around I've only got so much love to go around Oh, I'm doin' the best I can But I'm just one man And I've only got so much love to go around more

I traveled around the world But I was not impressed I had to come home 'cause I was all alone Dyin' of loneliness Then I read somewhere that love Could cure all my blues I was pretty excited to try it out Because it got good Yelp reviews So why did love go so wrong? Why do we have to say so long? I thought you were my princess And I would be your prince Truth be told, I was sold But you weren't so convinced Why did love go so wrong? Why do we have to say so long? I've thought a lot about it And I see the problem now I was under the impression I could be in possession Of a real, true love somehow Why did love go so wrong? Why do we have to say so long? Why did love go so wrong? Why do we, you and me, have to say so long?more

There's a room in the house where we don't knock There's a door upstairs that should be locked There's a certain room where we don't go 'Cause there's a lady inside nobody knows It's like she's from another world And she's not like those other girls She's always been a mystery And if you see her, you'll be history Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage Katie would be furious But one day I got too curious I crept upstairs and without a sound I opened the door and took a look around for Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage I shouldn't have bothered Miss Cartilage I somehow mangaged to surive I barely made it out alive So how come all I wanna do Is make another visit to Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage We never bother Miss Cartilage Don't ever bother Miss Cartilagemore