I'm a ginger Glaswegian who's gotten into songwriting to plough through his middle-aged crisis. All of my terrible, awful, horrible creations are drafts at present and the background music as well as the vocals are computer-generated with the lyrics and the composition being mine. One day, I intend to record those tracks properly but my musical skills at the moment are narrowed down to the ability to play one Christmas carol on the piano while my vocal range is nill. I'm also married to coffee.