“Never Trust a Fart” is a chaotic comedy anthem about surviving adulthood, parenting, bad decisions, and the universal moment when confidence turns into instant regret. The song mixes exaggerated storytelling, over-the-top panic, and relatable humor into a loud, catchy track that feels like a dramatic warning wrapped in a rock punk meltdown. It’s ridiculous, painfully relatable, and somehow becomes an anthem for every exhausted adult just trying to survive the day with dignity intact.- Mastered by mixea.commore