Ash found Pikachu vaping in Viridian shade Hiding Camels in his cheeks "Buddy, this ain't Charizard-grade "Pika-pi!" he coughed, blowing smoke rings with his Spark Now Team Rocket's his dealer… "Meowth, light up the park Ash bought Nicorette, said "Chew this, not the pain Pikachu side-eyed hard, then Thunderbolted the gum tray Misty yelled "Use Water Gun!" but the cigs just sizzled Now the Poké Center's a 24/7 vape clinic Pika-puff, Pika-puff, smoke 'em if you got 'em Ash's "Best Friend" badge is now a Nicotine Problem Thunderbolt's a lighter, Quick Attack's a craving Catch us in Lavender Town… where the air's misbehaving Charizard judges hard, blowing flames at his vice Bro, you used to shock towers—now you're hooked on spice Pikachu just shrugged, sparked a cig off his tail At least I'm not evolving… Raichu's just jail Brock baked "Quit Cookies" laced with kale and despair Pikachu traded 'em for a Black Market Snorlax's glare Nurse Joy prescribed "Touch Grass!" but he's glued to his vape Now the Safari Zone's just a nicotine escape Pika-puff, Pika-puff, smoke 'em if you got 'em Ash's "Best Friend" badge is now a Nicotine Problem Thunderbolt's a lighter, Quick Attack's a craving Catch us in Lavender Town… where the air's misbehaving The credits roll, Ash sighs, I tried, buddy… I tried Pikachu's puffing clouds shaped like "Gen 1 Pride The Pokédex whispers, "Addiction's a Slowpoke's game But Pikachu's too busy… renaming Thunder to Flamemore