Getting lost in IKEA is basically a rite of passage. One moment you're in the living room section, the next you're trapped in an endless maze of bookshelves, and suddenly you're questioning your entire existence in a fake apartment setup. By the time you find the exit, you've aged five years and somehow adopted a new Swedish lifestyle. Lyrics : I just wanted a shelf… just a simple shelf… but now… I think I live here… forever Walked in for a bookshelf, seemed like a breeze But now I'm trapped, send help please The arrows lie, they lead nowhere I saw a dude with a five-year stare Oh God, is that the same blue couch I swear I passed it three times now A family is crying in aisle nine Grandma's been missing since '99 Where is the exit? IK.. IK Lost in the void, no one can hear ya The meatballs lie, there's no escape Welcome to your flat-packed fate I tried to ask, but the staff just laughed "Another one lost, that's too bad They handed me an Allen key Said, "Build your own reality I found a tribe, they live in aisle three They've been here since '83 They speak in codes, they fear the light Their leader's name… is Billy the Shelf Knight Where is the exit? IK.. IK Lost in the void, no one can hear ya The meatballs lie, there's no escape Welcome to your flat-packed fate I see a door… it must be the way… Oh no… oh no… IT'S JUST ANOTHER DISPLAYmore