It started with a simple TV discount… but escalated into total chaos. Shopping carts became battering rams, grandmas turned into gladiators, and somewhere between the electronics aisle and the frozen food section, humanity lost its last shred of dignity. Lyrics : Oh no, oh no it's that time again Deals so cheap, people lose their brains Doors burst open, madness unleashed A soccer mom tackled me for a TV Grandpa's swinging with a frying pan For half-off socks? Man, I don't understand Elbows flying, shopping carts crash Someone just suplexed a dude for cash Security's crying, they've lost all hope This ain't a sale—it's the end of the globe Black Friday Doomsday, run for your life Deals so deadly, will you survive Toys and toasters, fists collide Welcome to retail genocide A grandma snatched a PS5 She roundhouse kicked a guy, oh my The floor is lava-spilled milkshakes A toddler's riding a stack of plates Flat-screen TVs become riot shields Someone's using a broom as a spear I just wanted some discount shoes Now I'm running for my life - bad news Black Friday Doomsday, run for your life Deals so deadly, will you survive Toys and toasters, fists collide Welcome to retail genocidemore