I gave up the whiskey for only a week;
Made them a promise that I couldn’t keep.
An old friend stopped over with bottles of rye;
He toasted my health, “Here’s mud in your eye.”
He twisted my arm, “oh c’mon just have one,
What is the harm in a wee one and done?”
He poured me another and asked me, say when;
Well, one became two, then six became ten.
To give up the drink, got to lose your old friends;
Or they’ll drag you back down to those bad ends.
We hit on the brandy and bottles of beer,
Called on some lassies to add to the cheer.
I fell off the wagon--now don’t start to preach;
Keep your medallion and temperance speech.
My week on the wagon, no day at the beach;
Just leave me the bottle well within reach.
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